This here, be Me keepings and recordings of me present adventires, so that when I leave this mortal plane to sail ships in that there sky, I have these words of wisdom for my youngsters so that they can be a true Captain of adventure too.
Todays topic, Beards:
After arriving back in good 'ol england, I happend to discover that I had, like black beard before me, grown somewhat a fearsome beard. A beard capible of scaring children and also strong enought to make any likley wench drop her thrid set of underwear down for me.
Its a practical decision, keep thar beard, and be reveared by all, or send the clump of evil fur down to davy jones locker?
Maybe I shall make this decision in thar morning wind, when my mind is clear.
I'm Settng Sail for the land of dreams, no not sleep, porn and wenches!
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